What even IS heterosexual pride? Scheduled quiet sex on Tuesday nights? Having kids you have no intention of being a good parent to? Bad fashion choices?
Not teaching your kids proper sex ed, thinking abstinence only is good education, astronomically high divorce rates, the inability to give women access to contraceptives, high rates of unwanted pregnancies, removing legal and safe abortions for those pregnancies, forcing children to be born to parents who can’t take care of them, banning gay people from adopting kids who need homes, calling yourself “pro-life” while dismantling the social safety net for children and families, thinking your marriage is at risk from gay couples marrying, talking about “family values” but disowning your kid because they identify as a different gender or are attracted to members of the same sex, having every possible privilege and still building a system where you’re more worried about color coding your kids than raising them right, making hating your significant other a cultural norm, treating the concept of marriage as prison while pretending gay people will ruin its sanctity, calling your wife “the bitch” in front your friends, wearing Crocs in public, getting married at 21 and having your marriage fall apart at 23 because you pressure kids into getting married and reproducing with little care of the emotional and mental damage you’re causing them so long as you get your grand kids, sexualizing children with ugly shirt slogans like “Ladies Man,” pretending that one gay character in media is “political correctness” while perpetually watching mediocre rom-coms with the same straight couples having the same mediocre story line, pretending Twilight and Nicholas Sparks novels are romantic, forcing men into toxic masculinity that results in violence and abuse, supporting a political candidate that openly talks about sexually assaulting women, thinking you’re oppressed and need “straight pride” because everything is about you only 98% of the time instead of 100%…
Not teaching men how to find and stimulate the clitoris, being married for 20+ years and never having an orgasm, telling pre-teen girls to dress “appropriately” around grown adult men instead of questioning why those grown men are sexualizing a child, not letting girls wear comfortable clothes at school because “it distracts the boys,” wage gaps, glass ceilings, glass cliffs, forcing your gay kids into highly psychologically damaging conversion therapy, being upset that your 4 year old son wants to play with a plastic female doll and questioning their currently unknown and unexpressed sexuality, fetishizing lesbian sex and gay male relationships while denying them rights in the real world, thinking 50 Shades of Grey is sexy instead of full of abusive and unsafe sexual practices, baby gender reveals with tacky cakes…
